Food and Laughter are the Escapes

I am an average guy, with a funny first name, a stocky build and a good sense of humor.  And I am the host of a cooking show, which many of my friends and family consider a perfect fit for me.

From the moment I put a kitchen towel on my head and stood in front of the church as a wee shepherd-in-the-field for the Christmas Pageant, I knew that I wanted to be a performer.  It was as clear to me as the tinfoil Star of Bethlehem that was descending herky-jerky from the ceiling.

Many of my early performances were in the kitchen with Mom at the stove, turning her attention away from the stove to see the thing I was acting out, imitating, or to watch a joke.  The dinner and lunchroom tables, served as excellent stages with captive audiences.  In fact, at lunch, the top reward for any joke or quick comeback was a spray of chocolate milk out of someone’s nostrils.  There was no better applause to be had.   I learned how to make people laugh, how to be quick, and not to stick green beans too far up the nose or they won’t come out.  I learned that food made people happy and so did humor.  Even in our darkest days what do we do?  We take food to people and we try to offer a memory that will make them smile, maybe even laugh.  Food and laughter are the escapes we are given from our distress.  They are the fundamental elements that put people at ease.  And therefore uniting food and humor to make a TV show is a perfect fit.  We call it Carolina Cooking.  It makes me proud to be the host.

Welcome to Carolina Cooking.

Thom Zelenka

Journey into wine with food

Being the wine expert on Carolina Cooking has become one of the most interesting chapters of my life. Having spent most of my life as an analytical chemist dealing with computers and chemicals, I never dreamt at some point I would be found in front of a TV camera talking about wine. 

What exactly is my job? I create a harmony between foods the chefs create and wines created from a wide variety of grapes in an equally wide variety of styles and price levels. Sound like an impossible job? Well, it takes a little experience getting to know the wines, just like a chef needs to learn about the spices and other ingredients used in cooking, but anyone who has done any creative cooking can learn how to match food and wine. 

Being of Greek heritage and raised in a mostly Italian neighborhood, wine was a natural part of everyday life. These were not gourmet wines consumed from crystal stemware but jugs taken from the fridge and poured unceremoniously into tumblers. My involvement in wine as a serious hobby began in 1975 when I rewarded myself for quitting smoking with a case of expensive wine from a specialty store. The consultant at the store invited me to join his wine group that met at a local restaurant once a month to taste fine wine with equally fine food. Well, it’s 30 years later and I’m still hooked.

What I’m hooked on is not just great wine but how it relates to food, which is a topic that surprisingly few cooking shows give more than a passing reference to. Wine is, after all, a food. Wine is made from an agricultural product, grapes, and nature intended the juice from those grapes to be wine because the yeast that converts the sugar into alcohol grows on the skins. The combination of a wine’s alcohol and acidity give it a biological stability that inhibits the growth of most bacteria that are harmful to humans and keeps the wine stable for many years. After all, how many of you would drink a bottle of water that lay in someone’s damp basement for 20 years. A bottle of Cabernet from that basement will have you salivating.

Matching food and wine is easy if you think of the wine as a sauce that is being served with the dish. If you have ever created a sauce or thought about what combination of spices and side dishes would create a complete meal then you already have the ability to match food and wine. Wine, like any sauce, has flavor, body and texture. Although matching flavors is subjective, you do not want the wine’s weight, flavor concentration or structure to overwhelm or clash with the dish, nor should you allow the dish to clash with or smother the wine. Once you learn about the various wines and what they offer, the wine rack takes its place beside the spice rack as another tool in your kitchen. 

Since all you need now is experience, how do you get it? Start at a specialty store where education and advice are their prime directives. Go to wine tastings, especially the free ones available at many specialty stores. Here is a method I know will work. Let’s say you drink four bottles of wine per week with dinner. Open all four at once. With each meal try a little of all four, irregardless of how strange the match might sound. You will likely discover a few bad matches and some matches made in heaven, but the wide majority will range from adequate to sensational. In no time at all, you’ll be the wine-food guru people come to for advice. 

When it comes to wine and food the learning process never stops. Carolina Cooking has given me the opportunity to try so many new and interesting wine-food combinations. We hope this book will get you started on your own journey into wine with food. The journey is a long one but a blast every step of the way.

Aris Ragouzeos

What is Carolina Cooking?

Every day on Carolina Cooking is unique, in both the challenges and in the people I meet.  I never know what we are going to do.  I never know what I am going to say.  I never know if my friends at the fire department are going to be called.

At the end of every day on the job, no matter how badly I messed up their recipe, no matter how much guff I gave them, no matter how crazy things got, the chefs all shake my hand.  They have a big smile on their face.  They mean it when they say, they had a great time.  Some of them don’t want to leave.  And some of them quickly bolt for the exit.  With a squeal of tires they are racing back to their hometowns.

First and foremost, the show is about having fun.  Cooking is fun.  Eating is fun.  If you were to come to a party at my home, we wouldn’t be hanging out in the living room or out back (unless the grill is going), we would all be crammed in the kitchen and the dining room.  And my kitchen is claustrophobic and sweltering.  The fan vents all the smoke back into the room.  Yet people stand in there – teasing and laughing and nibbling and stirring and making bad jokes and sipping a glass of Aris approved wine.  They’re just plain having fun.  It is at those times, when I look around, that I say, life is good.  It is those times that I remember fondly.  Give me the choice of a wedding reception, a black tie New Year’s Eve celebration, or a night in a steamy, smoke filled, cramped chaotic kitchen with rowdy friends and I will always pick the kitchen.  What is Carolina Cooking?  It IS that kitchen.

Thom Zelenka

Welcome to Carolina Cooking

“What do you do?” someone asks.  

“Oh, I’m the Host of a cooking show, Carolina Cooking.”

“Oh, so you’re a chef?”

“Heck no.  I’m just a guy.  A regular guy.”

We bring the best Chef’s in the Carolinas to teach me how to make their secret recipes.   I mean I can boil water, but I have never made a Watermelon Vinaigrette or rolled Sushi or seared a Filet Mignon au Poivre.  Until now.  

I have always enjoyed food (which explains the incredible reading I get on my bathroom scale.)  And throughout my life I have enjoyed cooking for friends, family and other biased people who had to tolerate the burnt piece of marinated carbon I pulled off the grill with pride.  I mean, there is no better feeling than making a meal for someone.  Then serving it up and have them say, “Wow, this is good.  Really good!  Can I have some more?  Can I lick the bowl clean?”  Or to be invited to a party on the condition that you bring that fantastic Guacamole you always make.  And you notice the entire party is centered around your chips and dip.  But being able to cook doesn’t make me a chef, just as being able to paint a wall without getting paint on the ceiling doesn’t make me Monet.  It is exhilarating to get to stand beside these artists of the kitchen and learn their secrets to making the kind of food that knocks your knees out from under you and forces out a “WOW”.  No, I’m not one of them, but I do admire them.  I respect them, and try very hard to learn and break the recipe down to the basics so that anyone can do the same.

“I envy you.  I would love to have that job.”

Well, you can’t.  Back off.  I have a knife.  Say hello to my little friend…

Sorry, I’m very protective of it.  It is a great job.  I mean any job that involves free gourmet food is a good job.

Welcome to Carolina Cooking.

Thom Zelenka